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+//*Hey Hey! Welcome to mi uber kewl syte! This syte is mostly about me and mi frends or sum other things! Mi absolute favourite thing would hafta be Blink-182 and Snowboarding!YEA THEY ROCK MI SOX! But ne who if u think mi site sucks well thats cuz I don't spend mi days on the computer like sum of those geeks but ya no wut i mean! So later Come Back soon! xojennxo -//+O Yea! I got Perfect Im A Bam Fan!-//+ Bam Margera brought to you by Quizilla Name:Jennx... Age:13!YeaBaby! Gender:Gurl..Obviously! Occupation:Student.. Nicknames:JennyJam,Jennypoo->lol kell! Location:ThaWick,Ont,Can Birthday:June 7th! Status:<3Taken!<3 Music:Blink182,Sum41,TheOffspring,BeastieBoys,BillyTalent,LinkinPark,Thursday,Transplants,BoxcarRacer,Distillers,G-unit And I dont mind a few rap songs! n more more bands..... //*Being A Pimp Lmao!*// ->How To Look Like A Pimp: Now, listen real closely, because looking like a pimp is the most important step in your journey to pimpdom. People will never know that you're a pimp unless you look like one. You want to look like you're ready to do anything or anyone. Alright now, the first thing that you're gonna need is a pimpin' hairdo. You need a cool hairdo: something that says "Hey, Im a pimp. Would you like to do it doggy style with me?". Personally, I recommend the afro. I used to sport it during my golden years. The perm or corn rows work well too. Sideburns are a necessity. Nothing says pimp like some big sideburns. And, no, mullets and ponytails are NOT acceptable. After you've got the hairdo down, you need to pick up some big pimpin' threads. Fur coats work best. Its physically impossible to not score when wearing a fur coat. Unless you're Tony Danza. Under the fur coat, put on a disco shirt, some skin-tight flares, and approximately 4.8 pounds of jewelry. Top it all off with some nice leather boots, and you'll be a pimp in no time. But dressing like a pimp isn't all there is to it. Move on to step 2. ->How To Talk Like A Pimp: After you've got the pimp look down, you need to learn to talk like a pimp. First, the voice. You wanna talk in a low, throaty voice like Isaac Hayes or Barry White. No, a voice like Bob Saget doesn't cut it. Stand in front of the mirror for 15 minutes everyday, practicing your voice. Alright. So you've got the voice down. Time to learn the 10 sentences you will ever need to know as a pimp. The only things you will ever need to say as a pimp are: "It is my duty to please that booty." "Hello, sweet thang." "Bitch, you know what I want." "Where's my money?" "Let's do it. Doggy Style." "Who's your daddy?" "Hi, My name's John and I'm an alcoholic" "Say what? You're a nun?" "Word." "Baby, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first." Good. Say each one of these ten times each. Then have an ice cream sandwhich to celebrate. You're ready for step 3. ->Drive A Pimp Car: Imagine this: you're cruising downtown in your car, picking your 'fro, checkin' out the ladies, when you realize that you're driving an '82 honda accord. Now, if you want to avoid being humiliated, you got to get a pimp car. The first thing to do is to check what kind of car you're driving. If its a mazda, a honda, or starts with a "T" and ends with an "Oyota", you're in trouble. Scrap it immediately. Trade it for condoms (you'll need them for step 5). Time for you to get a new ride. First of all, your car has to be made before 1980, and has to be in mint condition. Now there are tons of vintage cars, but some of them just won't cut it. For example: a '64 Chevy Impala has pimp written all over it, but a '71 Vista Cruiser or '20 Ford Model T aren't gonna get you anywhere. Any car that was used in an old cop show will do. Now, to accesorize! Try slapping some pink dice on the rear view mirror, paint some flames on the side, and install hydraulics. After all that, you are welcome to put on your "my little pony" seat covers. Now that you've got your pimpmobile, bump and cruise your way down to ->How To Dance Like A Pimp: A pimp's always gotta look good, even when he's on the dance floor. I know, I know, dancing is for women. I know, I know, men who dance are either pansies or named John Travolta. Big deal. The fact of the matter is, a pimp has to be good and able to outshow anyone at anything they are asked to do. Except bestiality. Start by getting some dancing shoes. Some nice ones. Preferably leather. Put those babies on and you're ready to dance. I truly recommend practicing at home beforehand. Find yourself a mirror, and pop in some good disco music. Now, dancing is an art. It has to be fluid, beautiful, and sexy. They say that the way a man dances is the way he has sex, so you don't want to be out of rhythm and shaking all over the place. Start by bobbing your head a little, and picking up the beat. Begin to tap your foot to the bass. Start moving your whole body. That's it. Now do something with your arms. Yeah, wave them like that! Start shaking them legs of yours from side to side. Exactly. Hey, don't look now, but you're dancing. Nice work there. Now keep those moves in your head and head out to the closest club. Scan the room, look for fly ladies, then get your ass out there in the mix. Shake your groove thing like you've never shaked it before (riverdancing is not appropriate at this time)! After a lot of practice, you'll be a dancing pimp. Every lady likes a guy who can dance well, so you may want to bring along a 10-foot pole to beat them away. Alright then. You're set. You may proceed now, young grasshopper. ->How To Order chinese food like a pimp: Ahh, yes. Chinese food. The food of the Gods. There's lots of different kinds of chinese food. You've got your moo-shoo pork, your sweet-and-sour chicken, and you've even got your shrimp and vegetables. Mmm. That's some mighty good eatin'. Every pimp must eat chinese food. And lots of it. Ordering chinese food is a fine art. Of course, the only way to do it is by calling up the restaurant for some take-out. Start by picking up the phone. Then dial 7 random numbers. You may want to start on 111-1111, then 111-1112, and so on, until you eventually dial the number of a chinese food place. When they ask for your order, refrain from asking the person on the line whether or not they are wearing underpants. It's just rude. Instead, tell them what kind of food you'd like. Make sure to ask for extra soy sauce. If they also sell concubines, get one of those too. When the nice man or woman or dog in a monkey costume finally shows up, yell at them about how you've been waiting for hours, about how the food is cold, about how they are a communist, and so on. Refuse to tip them. They should've thought about tips before they went red. Sit down, and enjoy your meal. When finished, eat the fortune cookie. Have sex with the concubine. Then congratulate yourself on a job well-done. You're almost a pimp, my man. Well, you are now officially a pimp. Congratulations. I permit you to go outside and start pimpin'!! Scrollbar by www.dolliecrave.com <BR><a href="your main page.html">Click Here</a> <BR> :;;;;;;;;;:¸................,:;;;;;;; ':;;;;;;;;;';'¸...........,:;;;;;;;; ..':;;;;;;;;;;;¸.......,;;;;;;;;;;: ....`·¸:;;;;;;;¸........¸;;;;;;;;' ........`·¸:;;;;¸.......¸;;;;;:´ .............`·¸:;;¸.,.¸;;;;· .......¸.·;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ....´;;;;;´..`;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, ...';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; .....`:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ........`·.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;